Trivia of the Day: 50/50

You have a 50/50 chance of getting the correct answer.

1. Who was the first to die on July 4, 1826, the very day on which America celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of independence: John Adams and Thomas Jefferson?

"First!"

2. When you eat something, does the food first travel to the small intestine or the large intestine?

Or Nicki's Minaj's ass?

3. Susan Boyle came in second in which British TV competition: "Britain's Got Talent" or "Pop Idol"?

And first place for "Most likely to be your aunt who 

brings a 'friend' to the family reunion"?

4. Which farm animal expels the most methane: a sheep or a pig?

Or Rob Ford?

5. Which musical came first: "The Phantom of the Opera" or "Cats"?

I refuse to believe there was a time

when this didn't exist.

Answers:

1. Thomas Jefferson
2. Small intestine
3. "Britain's Got Talent"
4. Khloe Kardashian. Just kidding. Sheep.
5. "Cats"

Source: Brainstormer Pub Quiz