Trivia of the Day: O.K. Animals

Every answer is an animal whose name begins with "O" or "K."

1. What is the only marsupial native to North America?

Marsupial is slang for "hellmouth demon."

2. The call of what Australian bird is regularly described as sounding like human laughter?

Hopefully not this human.

3. What wild, spotted cat did Salvador Dali keep as an exotic pet?

4. In Edgar Allen Poe's 1841 short story, "The Murders in the Rue Morgue," the murderer turns out to be what kind of animal?

Contrary to the poster, the answer is not 

"green-faced jelly monster."

5. Name this largest living species of bird, some of which have weighed in at nearly 350 pounds.

And then call it fat.

It dares you.

Answers:

1. Opossum

2. Kookaburra 

3. Ocelot

4. Orangutan 

5. Ostrich

Source: Uncle John's Trivia 

Trivia of the Day: Fashion

1. Who designed Madonna's cone bra?

He also designed a giant asshole.

2. Who is editor-in-chief at American Vogue?

AKA: the most terrifying woman in the world.

3. At which fashion show was Naomi Campbell modeling when she slipped on her platform shoes?

And she still looked flawless. 

4. What accessories are Manolo Blahnik, Christian Louboutin, and Jimmy Choo all associated with?

5. What footwear did Nancy Sinatra sing about?

Hint: the song is the same one that 

Jessica Simpson butchered in 2005.

Answers:

1. John Paul Gaultier
2. Anna Wintour
3. Vivienne Westwood
4. Shoes
5. Boots

Source: Uncle John's Trivia

Trivia of the Day: Science Fair

1. When a moon is in its new moon phase, what do we see?

I see a load of crap.

2. Coal, oil, and natural gas are examples of what types of fuels?

"...I'm living below the soil,

I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil..."

3. Which are smaller, bacteria or viruses?

Whatever, they both leave me looking flawless. 

4. An animal that eats both plants and animals is called what?

Fat.

5. Human adults have how many permanent teeth?

Adult hockey players have half the average number.

Answers:

1. Nothing
2. Fossil fuels
3. Viruses
4. Omnivores
5. 32

Source: Uncle John's Trivia

Trivia of the Day: 50/50, pt. 2

Take a guess.

1. In 2007, scientists announced a study showing that people of which sex -- male or female -- evolved faster because they were genetically simpler?

The study also showed the best (or worst) 

backhanded compliment to anyone ever. 

2. Which organization was established first: Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac?

Who cares they're both douchebags. 

3. In the Bible, are there more books in the Old Testament or the New Testament accepted by all major Christian faiths?

Whatever I'm not really a religious person. 

4. When Antony and Cleopatra were first introduced a few years after the assassination of Julius Caesar, which of the two owned a navy?

According to Katy Perry, 

Cleopatra owned a vast array of grills. 

5. With which artist did Paul McCartney first score a U.S. number one hit: Michael Jackson or Stevie Wonder?

I...don't think we needed clarification.

Answers:

1. Females

2. Fannie May

3. Old Testament

4. Cleopatra

5. Stevie Wonder

Source: Brainstormer Pub Quiz

Trivia of the Day: Brothers and Sisters

Each question or answer includes the word "sister(s)" or "brother(s)."

1. On what TV show do we meet brother and sister Brandon and Brenda Walsh, played by Jason Priestly and Shannen Doherty?

We also met her weird eye.

2. What two 9th-century German scholars who were best known for publishing a collection of fairy tales?

They were also known for being pretty f-----d up.

3. As a child, Dee Snider sang in the church choir but went on to Heavy Metal Mania and fronted for which hard rock band?

"Ahh-mayyy-zing graaace, how sweet the sound..."

4. "Back in the Habit" was the subtitle of the follow-up to what 1992 movie?

Just FYI, there's a porn version of this movie. 

You sicko. 

5. Russian novelist Fyoder Dostoyevsky wrote about which brothers in his longest and final novel?

It's a fun beach read.

Answers: 

1. "Beverly Hills, 90210"

2. Brothers Grimm

3. Twisted Sister

4. "Sister Act"

5. "The Brothers Karamazov" 

Source: Brainstormer Pub Quiz

Trivia of the Day: As Seen on TV

1. Which informercial pitchman starred alongside Billy Mays on the TV show "Pitchmen"?

I trust this man.

2. What sound-activated electrical switch was first sold by San Francisco-based Joseph Enterprise in 1986 and showed an elderly couple in bed in one of its advertisements?

This gif proves the internet has everything.

3. Vince Offer is best known as the pitchman for what absorbent cleaning device?

I trust this man.

4. What specific part of the automobile is the Tiddy Bear supposed to be attached to?

Above: the Titty Bear Tiddy Bear.

5. What media consortium is noted for selling compilation CD's such as "Sounds of the Eighties," "Lifetime of Romance," and "Classic Soul Ballads"?

AKA: the music 3 out of 5 millennials were conceived to. 

Answers:

1. Anthony Sullivan
2. The Clapper
3. ShamWow
4. Seatbelt
5. Time Life

Source: Brainstormer Pub Quiz

Trivia of the Day: Toys

1. What hugely popular toy made its international debut at the toy fairs of London, Paris, Nuremberg, and New York in 1980, and won the 1980 Toy of the Year award?

And its own TV show.

For some reason.

2. Furbies were the hot toy of the late 1990's. A newly purchased Furby initially started out speaking what unique language?

Whatever it is, 

I'm sure it's terrifying as well. 

3. Identify the six murder weapons in the original version of the board game Clue.

Dynamite is not one of them.

But it should be.

4. How many little wheels are there on one typical Rollerblade?

How many wheels are there on one typical douchebag?

5. How many triple-word squares are there on a standard Scrabble board?

If you know the answer to this, you're a nerd

Call me. 

Answers:

1. Rubik's Cube

2. Furbish

3. Dagger/knife, candlestick, revolver, rope, lead pipe, wrench

4. Four

5. Eight

Source: Brainstormer Pub Quiz