Trivia of the Day: Science Fair

1. When a moon is in its new moon phase, what do we see?

I see a load of crap.

2. Coal, oil, and natural gas are examples of what types of fuels?

"...I'm living below the soil,

I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil..."

3. Which are smaller, bacteria or viruses?

Whatever, they both leave me looking flawless. 

4. An animal that eats both plants and animals is called what?

Fat.

5. Human adults have how many permanent teeth?

Adult hockey players have half the average number.

Answers:

1. Nothing
2. Fossil fuels
3. Viruses
4. Omnivores
5. 32

Source: Uncle John's Trivia